Keep the cheese game

This i took from Mapleanime. The person says how they got the cheese and where they hide it.
Example
1st person:I take the cheese and bury it.
2nd person:I dig it up and hide it in a house.

I'll start!
I take the cheese.
I hide it in my computer.

I destroy your computer.
I hide the cheese in my gut.

I rip you open and get my computer back.
I hide it deep on Mapleanime.com

I gain enough attack power to slash Mapleanime.com in half, revealing the cheese.
At this point I run off into destination unknown with the cheese.

I teleport there, take the cheese, and put it in a cave with 100000000000000000000 guards.

Well, i was disgused as him and took the cheese.
I hide it in an imaginary place.

I wait for the Metagross and get the cheese.
I hide it in a Lucario[me]

I catch you, and hide the cheese in a secret Premiere Ball.

I read your mind to get it. I hide it in a secret location with 99999999999999999999999999999999999 guards.

But, I'm the innermost guard.

I hide it in a cheese factory.

I take a new cheese out of there!
I hide it in a monkey.

I decapitate the monkey and hide the cheese in a can of haggis.

Okay, what are those? I take it out of the can and wash it.
I hide it nowhere!
BTW:I sent you a pm.

A dimensional hole opens up, and everywhere and nowhere meet in a cataclysmic crash. When it finishes, the cheese has reappeared. I hide it on a jump drive.

BTW: Haggis is a traditional scottish dish. Basically, it's a sheep's stomach filled with onions, oatmeal, suet, and herbs and spices. When it is canned, it is ground up into small pieces, so to be in a sandwich better. I've actually had canned Haggis, and it tastes just like sausages, but the texture is like oatmeal.

Ew. I take it off your jump drive and eat it and throw it up.

But where do you hide the cheese?

Well, i tryed hiding it in my stomach, but the EW! stuff[harrpis i think it was] made me trhow it up.

I take the cheese, and hide it on a deserted island.

I go to the island and take it.
I hide it on an island that isn't on the map and doesn't have anything to get to.
I forgot where it was.

I have cloned the cheese!

I hide it in a subbed episode of Pokemon.

I buy a new cheese. I hide it in the second episode of pokemon, a subbed version.

I watch the episode frame-by-frame.

I hide it in an eclair, in the middle of an eclair factory.

I buy a new cheese. I don't like eclairs.