Keep the cheese game

I disguise myself as you, and take the cheese.
I turn you into a Pikachu and hide it an a Pikaproof box.

I forget about the cheese since I am a Pikachu. Someone throws a Lucario seed at me, and I become a Lucario. I read your mind and find out how to open the box, then I get the cheese.
I hide it with me in a place no one can get to, except me and I am there.

I bodyswap, take the cheese, unswap, and turn myself into a Pikachu.
I hide it, with myself, in an escape pod.

I get in the escape pod with you, disguised as a Pikachu. You think you are me and give it to me. I can't get the disguise off!

In your moment of confusion, I take the cheese and give you Death Star plans. We crash into a desert planet. I catch a ride home to Earth with Deoxys. I hide the cheese in Viridian Forest.

I summon a Lucario!
It gets mad at me and gets a Lucario seed from Arceus and throws it at me.
I turn into a Lucario and He takes me to Earth.
I get it from Viridian forest and hide it in a non-existing cave called "Forbidden Cave"

I hack into reality itself, and discover forbidden cave, then take the cheese, and hide it with a bunch of angry Pikachus, and I join hem as well.

I find a bunch of Pikachus and put on a pikachu disguise and join you and take the cheese and the disguise off.
I hide it in a monkey.

I eat the monkey, and take the cheese. I hide it on the Storm Runner.

I get evilsnes64 to ride it and get it for me, so he could get a promotion on this forum, and I hide the cheese at the earth's core.

I go deep into the earth's core, risking life, limb, and skin grafts to get it. By now it is melted, so I hide it in a bag of Herrs Grilled Cheese-flavored Cheese Curls.

I take that bag from you while you're sleeping, and I go to my universe, which only i can go to.

I create a teleportation device, which causes a resonance cascade. Hostile alien Vortigaunts are attacking your base. In the confusion, one gets the cheese, and runs away with it. I kill him and take the cheese. I entrust it to Mewtwo, with instructions not to give it to anybody, even me. I then destroy the teleport, and leave you to deal with the Vortigaunts.

Ha, ha ,ha. I use my indestructable Mewtwo tracking device that Mewtwo gave me, since we are friends, and he gives it to me.
I give it to a Lucario with instructions not to give it to anyone else.

What about the Vortigaunts? I command them to attach Lucario. In the ensuing chaos, I make a really long narrative of how I got the cheese. I then hide it in the GLaDOS chamber. She's watching you.

Since shes watching, i ask her to give it to me, she does.
I hide it in a toilet.

The toilet appreciates your business.

Okay, so this cheese is destroyed. GLaDOS promises you an even greater reward if you can pass her test chambers- CAKE!!!!!

Better yet... CHEESECAKE!

I bring her a strawberry cheesecake and she gives me a new cheesecake, a new cheese, and the girls i like to be in love with me.
I eat the cheese.

You get horrible food poisoning. While you're on the ground moaning, those Vortigaunts from earlier show up and attack the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center, where you are right now. I buy a new cheese. And I make sure it's expired.

I make you eat the cheese, then I destroy you, destroying the cheese, and Glados gives me a new one.

I intercept the transmission of cheese. I board a Klingon vessel and head out to the final frontier with cheese in one hand and a phaser in the other. You'll have a hard time getting past my alien warrior buddies.

Glados sprays a sleeping gas on your ship, everyone falls asleep, then I go on board and take it from you. I also find a light saber and Darth Vader. Darth Vader guards me, and if you get past him, I have a light saber as well.

I get Darth Maul! Darth Vader is dead, and you are, by my request. left unharmed but unconscious. I throw it down a well that is impossible to scale without dying. As an added measure, Zero from Mega Man X guards it for me.

Ha Ha Ha, you see, Darth Maul works for me, when he heard about me, he followed you to find me. He just touched me and I pretended to sleep. He defeats you and Zero, then gets the cheese, throws it up the well, and he dies. I throw it back down the well.

Zero is restored, and calls in his buddies Mega Man X and Axl. They recover the cheese, and run away just before the creatures in the wel begin to chase them. They return it to me just as a horde of re-deads climb out of the well, and begin to sap the life force out of everything in a five-foot radius. I leave you to deal with the re-deads, and then hide in the Black Mesa research facility. The cheese is with me.