Keep the cheese game

I use my new superpower, which allows me to teleport, and i have a red lightsaber. I go to you, and take the cheese while you are sleeping, then teleport us to a room with no windows or doors, and the ceiling, floor, and walls are made of diamond. I teleport just outside of the room, and I took anything you had with you, except your clothes. I checked every pocket.

I build a teleporter, and teleport to your stronghold. I take all my stuff back, as well as the cheese. Your superpowers vanish due to a eating a bad hamburger, and you are left with no cheese. I hide the cheese in Sam's remote.

1.How did you make a teleporter? There was nothing in that room.
2.You gave me amnesia, making me think I lost my powers, I still have them.
3.Who is Sam?
I take his remote, teleport away, and get the cheese.
I hide it on evilsnes64

1. I went to the Home Depot.
3. Sam Puckett, from iCarly.

I get some cop buddies of mine to give him a pat down. They find the cheese, and I ask for it. Seeing no possible reason to say no, they give it to me, and I hide it in the Secret Area in Super Mario World. I set up some guards (namely, Zero, a meat-deprived Sam Puckett, Satochu, and Torrie Lycathroe).

1.How did you get out of the room to get there?
I go, dressed up as Misty. Zero is asleep, I give Sam a ham, Satochu thinks I am Misty, so he lets me pass, and Torrie follows Satochu and lets me through.
I get the cheese, and hypnotise Satochu to work for me, but one of Satochu's friends had magic powers and made me a Lucario.
I get every Sith Lord [except you] to help me out in guarding the cheese, and they are invincible, will never fall asleep, and can destroy you in one hit. Shield/Defense does not protect against them.

1. I'm a ninja!
That being said, I take out your miniature army (because I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet!), excepting Torrie and Satochu, because I need them for my fanfics. They are grateful to me for sparing them, so they swear allegiance to me. I take the cheese, and use it to power a generator that stops cyber city from falling down (if you need the reference, let me know. I'll bring it on Saturday.)
After that, I give Torrie, Satochu, and myself mirrored sunglasses, to avoid hypnotism. They'll stay with me for now.

I go to you while they are asleep and take the cheese from you.
I hide in a diamond box that you can't get into with the cheese.

i take a diamond tiped hammer and breake the box open then i hit u and take the cheese. then i fly to tokyo and give the cheese to CHUCK NORRIS

In the break the wish thread, cn[chuck norris] was locked in a diamond box. before he was put in, i took the cheese.
I hide it in kimberly delaney's stomach.

well seeing that i am awsome and all mighty i cut kd open and take mr happy cheese then i hold on to it and i dont think u want to mess with my friend the all knowing CARL THE WORM

I squish Carl. He'll never bother anybody again.

Our trio (Satochu, Torrie, and myself) once again hide in the Black Mesa Resesarch Facility with said cheese. I prepare coffee for them and tea for me, and we stay up all night.

One of my friends turns invisible, goes inside, casts a sleeping spell on all of you, so you fall asleep, then I go in and take the cheese, take all of your glasses off, and hypnotise you all!
I hide it in my stomach and you guys guard me for me.

A preprogrammed microchip in Satochu's head breaks the spell. He dehypnotizes us, and takes the cheese. I hide it on the starship Enterprise, and set it to maximum warp.

I use my teleportation power to teleport right next to you, take the cheese, and go to Uranus

Due to the gaseous nature of the planet you begin to fall through, until you are held in the core. You are being crushed by the sheer level of the gravity, when, mercifully, a group of Terran Marines pass by. They rescue you, and bring you back to earth. One of the Marines grabs the cheese, then takes is helmet off. It's Satochu standing on top of my shoulders! I grab the cheese, and hide it on my person as I let myself be captured by the Zerg.

I teleport to the zerg leader and kill him and lead the zergs myself. I take the cheese from you and keep you in that jail cell you are in.

Infested Kerrigan is out for your blood. She breaks me out, and regains control of her swarms. They attack you, and I take the cheese. I have a platoon of Heavies and Medics from Team Fortress 2 guard us.

while they are all asleep i take the cheese and go to a planet that no one even me knows where it is, and it is teleport proof, and completely impossible for you or anyone else to get to.

I send a nuclear warhead to decimate the planet. I buy a new cheese.

oh really yes its me i am back from the corner now u buy a new cheese but i throw a smoke gernade and steal it while ur confused. then i go to another world and keep it safe by haveing my body guard wow wow wubbzy!!!! hahaha

PS. wow wo wubbzy wubbzy wubbzy wow wow

Wubzy is sucked into the engine of a 747 en route to the planet. I catch the falling cheese.

I teleport to you, then I take the cheese while you're sleeping, and I regenerate the planet and improve it by making it indestructible, and after I entered, I made sure no one was there, destroyed everything just in case, and no one is on it, no matter what.
It is impossible to get to it, it is indestructible, and you can never get the cheese.

you forgot 2 things # 1 pokenutter u made us lose are funding because of killign wubbzy so we dont have the children to support us and #2 lucario u forgot that i am ME! i turn intangeable take the cheese with out being hurt then i turn it invisibal with me and guard it myself with 5000000000 chuck norries!!!!! remeber we dont sleep eat drink and we see everything. btw we dont die

mr.doombringer,how did you get to the planet? [just wondering]
I wait 2million years, then some random guy gives me the power to see you and the cheese.
I walk past the chuck norries and they do nothing to me. I give you a fake cheese and confuse you on which one is real. You think you give me the fake one, but you gave me the real one. I eat it and team up with pokenutter and whoever is loyal to him and we guard the cheese.

(i got to the planet by being me) NOW U HAVE ANGERED ME I AM ALSO WOUNDERING SOMETHING HOW DID U GET IT FROM ME! BUT ANYWAY I TEAM UP WITH SHOOP DA WOOP AND RIKU WHILE THEY ARE BEATING U UP I SHRINK DOWN AND TELEPORT INDISE LUCARIO THEN TAKE THE CHEESE AND TELEPORT OUT AND GET AN ARMY THAT HAS 10000000 SHOOP DA WHOOPS 10000000 CHUCK NORRIES 10000000 RIKU'S 10000000 CLONES OF ME AND THE CHEESE SO U CANT FIND THE REAL ONE AND 10000000000000000000000000000000 WOW WOW WUBBZY CLONES AND 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 POWER RANGERS BTW WE CANT DIE AND WE SEE EVERYTHING AND KILL EVERYTHING THEY TTRYS TO ATT US